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Police have informed an Illinois man that the online girlfriend he's wired money too for 2.5 years is not real. Unfortunately he's already out $200,000.

The Internet is a wonderful thing, but not all of our ancient human brains are equipped to handle it. In Naperville, Illinois, a 48-year-old man just discovered that his online girlfriend of 2.5 years isn’t real, reports the Chicago Sun Times. Worse, he’s wired her more than $200,000 throughout the relationship.

That’s right. Pent up for love and obviously ignorant about the dangers of the Internet, the poor man wired tens of thousands of dollars to different bank accounts in Nigeria, Malaysia, England, and the U.S., thinking he was helping out his girlfriend. What stories “she” told him to get the money, we do not know. Fellas, if you see the word “Nigeria” and a money request in the same correspondence, it can never mean good things. Trust us.

Anyway, the relationship would have gone on even longer, but the man panicked when he found out his “girlfriend” had been kidnapped in London. He called the police for assistance and showed them a copy of the woman’s ID. The tech-savvy police did a Google search and figured out that the ID was a sample driver’s licence from Florida. In other words, it wasn’t real. The man “was in disbelief” when police informed him that his girlfriend wasn’t real.

Sadly, this is not the first time a guy has taken Internet love a little too seriously.

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  1. Noonofya Boozness at 11:16am 1st March 2011 A fool and his money are soon parted. You just won the El Gordo Lottery ! Just wire 1,000 via western union to us for processing fee's and we will send your 650,000 check in the mail right away. You should have it 5 days after we receive your processing fee. LOLZ....
  2. Adam Hughes at 7:06pm 1st March 2011 Or just meet the person to face before you send them the caaaassshhhhh!
  3. David HentonJr at 6:57pm 1st March 2011 For a few dollars their are agency's who will do it for you.Trust me it's worth it in the long run!
  4. David HentonJr at 6:54pm 1st March 2011 I almost fell into one of these scams too it pays to investigate and never send any thing information nothing!
  5. Bill Roberson at 6:17pm 1st March 2011 You should see my new $200,000 car. Just bought it.
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