We first reported on Captive Media’s pee-controlled urinal-based video game technology exactly a year ago, with the firm at the time trialing them in UK bars to see if it’d make a splash with peeing punters there.
It evidently did. The latest news is that the firm has secured $700,000 in early-stage funding to help take the high-tech urinals beyond European shores, with a US launch likely at some point in the near future.
The latest investment comes from six groups, including Cambridge-based technology fund Martlet and tech investor Mike Ullmann of Prodigy Finance.
The technology comprises a 12-inch LCD screen that fits just above the urinal and an infrared beam that detects the direction of a user’s pee. New urinals aren’t required, and few alterations are made to the existing ones, so it’s really just a matter of fitting the screens.
Clever Dick
As a visitor to the washroom approaches a urinal, an ad from one of its 12 ‘PTV’ channels begins playing on the monitor. Once the pee begins to flow, it automatically switches to gaming mode, allowing the urinator to engage in games such as Clever Dick and On The Piste using only the power of his pee.
“Sophisticated algorithms then allow the user to do something simple, but very engaging – controlling the system just by aiming their stream left or right,” Captive Media says on its website.
The games have been specially designed to prevent a player splashing outside of the bowl – indeed, the system ensures the majority of the delivery ends up inside the bowl, something that fails to happen all too often in some drinking establishments.
Score center
The system has proved so popular with the peeing public that its maker has even launched an online score center to show off the scores of the most skillful players.
Commenting on the success of the system, Captive Media co-founder Mark Melford said in a statement, “Since receiving a huge amount of media attention, we’ve been overwhelmed with enquiries from all over the world. People are responding to the fun, the interactivity and ‘talkability’ of our medium. Through the games and element of competition we’re really putting ‘social’ and outdoor media together for the first time.”
Bars, restaurants, hotels and airports are showing a keen interest in the urinal-based technology, while an increasing number of businesses are looking to advertise their wares on PTV.
“According to published research, the average visit time for a UK male is 55 seconds – equivalent to two standard TV ad slots,” its maker said, claiming that “test promotions with brands have resulted in sales spikes of over 40 percent.”
[via TheNextWeb]
This is retarded. If you pee on my feet while you watching stupid shit I will have to stab you.
“Hey Tony! Lets go already” “Hold on I’m AL….MOST done with this level, god damn it! I ran out of piss! STUPID GAME!”
Just what we need more to do at Urinals than cruise
Now Guys are going to start going to he bathroom in groups!
I never run out of piss.
will it show how fast you pea?
If it turns out there are cameras in those screens, some people are gonna be Pissed!
Lol I think this is stupid and unsanitary, I don’t understand why we would need to play a game for a min while we take a whizz ha.
Dave Kirby here is your idea..kinda.
waist of tax money -__- wtf people pee for less than one min wtf is the point?
Pretty sure its controlled by the sensors in the urinal.
What on earth are they thinking :) very unsanitary !
What is this world coming to?
oh, the bacteria…nasty
Ya touch the screen with the hand not doing all the work, ya dingus. How are ya suppose to use the same hand that’s holding ya D?
haha really?
Can’t wait to see the girl
why would i want to touch something that was previously touched by someone previously handling a penis
I can see big scoreboards mounted in the bar that show a patron’s score. Imagine cheering your buddy or sweetheart on as they pee their way to victory or the groans for one with a prostate problem and the agony of defeat.
LMAO…. its about time! T
That’s gross! All those screens being touched after touching penis! Wow not hygienic at all
Man Up Magazine: Is this Man enough?
Imagine the germs… Ewwwwwweeeee…!!
One in the middle has a webcam. I think.
Arrrggghhhh!
At least the bathroom looked like they cleaned regularly.
Brings new meaning to “Touch Screen” technology.
And we need this because???
*twitchy left eye*
Hmmm… A pee controlled “slot machine”, over the urinal! Yup! Vegas, all the way! :-P
This is just nasty on so many levels…gross
If they had a few screen photos of our our most un-favorite politicians showing up there, I’d sure as hell play. That would make for a much more enjoyable piss!
I made a mistake and thought the screen in the back of a NYC taxicab was one of these. The cab driver wasn’t too happy with me.
Urinet!
I sure hope those aren’t touchscreens.
well thank god, ive been waiting! sorry ladies, men only…
Wow… i hope that explains it.
This should encourage consumption; I mean, who wants to run out of ammo?
Because the boredom of standing at a urinal for a few moments to pee is unbearable… I simply must be entertained.
you
sorry yo
The new “WII PISS”
Thought peanuts on bar was bad this must be better i guess…..shake it and play…hahahahhaha
thanks for the warning
Thats very very strange…
who pees longenough to play a game is my question
hurry up man.. I gotta go real bad!
Wow! Not at the urinals. Maybe in the stalls. Be nice to play madden while taking a shit
This rocks!!
eeww.. touch everyone’s junk! hahaha..
Hope they’ve got good aim. Gross
This is ridiculous! Imagine if they made something like this for women. Haha, that would be weird!
kool. I want one of this at homee !!
Wow! if it’s successful then the poop edition won’t be far behind!
Bring your own joystick! Ba da dum!
700k for this stupid bullshit? Damn is that a horrible idea. That money could of been spent feeding someone in need or just about anything productive..
This is nasty.
Big brother is watching lol!
I hope those aren’t touch screens and I hope there’s a way to share my stats online, lol.
Are you serious?!???
Oh yes, I want a touch screen where people piss. Good plan.
Perect! Will it be an Apple product? I hope!
Who dreamed up this piss poor idea ?
It’s stupid and gross. I wouldn’t touch it.
Give me a sanitary wipe! A touch screen over a urinal, just gross.
As if women weren’t jealous of peeing like a guy enough.
the next guy inline gets to wet his pants while pee-pee gamer plays on ..
And some think time on Facebook is pissing away time! ;)
i saw this coming yrs ago
Won’t work with adult content.
news or games?
Ya i can just see it, guy gets a high score and turns to the next guy and “HEY look at this!” what is the average piss time? 15 sec? why are you there? because you need to pee and get back to whatever your there for…short sited, now if the made them for the women’s bathroom that would work!
what’s next? x-rated video kiosks at the Trojan machines/displays?
Shut the front door ! Let’s get them going on basics first please ! Potty training…putting the lid down (NEVER had that problem @ my house,3 boys & a huz.)..in public-eew in the toilet & washing hands, it’s so simple-not frick’n war games !
*twitchy left eye*
OOOOKAAAY!
There’s no way a dude is gonna play game/piss next to me…. Lights out son!!!
What would be cool is if it used a MS Kinnect to control it… then the whole touch aspect would be avoided…
Are they sure there’s no camera in there? Lol pisstime instead of facetime
If those are touch screens, all I can think of is GROSS!
Is this a good idea? An d why would anyone want to touch the screen?
I want to pee in peace. This is getting a little ridiculous!
I’m not a fan of this! :-/
bit to multi tasking if you can use the internet especially while pissing lol :)
thats if its a touch screen or w/e
??OKAY?? THIS IS SO STUPID!
Money down the drain happens all the time. Why not try to profit on it? I too think this is strange but good luck to the inventor.
??OKAY?? THIS IS SO STUPID!
I wonder how that would work in the women’s bathroom. Just not enough room in the stall.
This should be plenty awkward for people with prostate problems.
How can I ad an advertise there?
Who wants to touch the screen after someone has peed. If that goes in the woman bathroom the line would never move. Lol
THE IDIOTS HAVE WON.
that’s the dumbest idea ever…
I hope their not touchscreen!
the first plate I see those in will lose my business.
This is absolutely crazy.
Good Lord, like your going to be in there long enough.. PMSL
What funny lol
That’s gross I wouldnt touch those screens after everyone else has pissed and touched them
lolwut?!
GOing to a bar just got better.
Son of a B*@CH!!!! How many people have had this idea and never tried to make it a reality? A lot, I’d bet. I certainly did. $700K in funding? I’m in the wrong business.
We need these in Wisconsin! Actually, Wisconsinites have extremely good aim. Our problem is with the FIBs (f*cking Illinois Bastards) peeing all over the floor. While it’s true that they are much smaller, the game may still help.
I don’t think i pee long enough to play a game like that. Maybe holding it in for a few days before I play the game would do the trick!
good idea