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Luke, I am NOT your father: Star Wars-themed condoms could save you a galaxy of confusion

Looking to protect your lightsaber? Or maybe you want to save yourself from an attack of the clones nine months later? Whatever the reason for seeking extra protection from the force, one thing that simply can’t be denied is just how insanely awesome these Star Wars-themed condoms truly are.

Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

Brought to this galaxy from the creative mind of artist Benedetto Papi, and featuring such iconic characters and classic quotes from the  likes of Master Yoda, C-3PO, and Darth “nooooooooo” Vader, this concept condom collection dubbed “May the Condoms Be With You,” sadly won’t be entering your wallet, or Star Wars collection, anytime soon. Of course if these bad boys were to become a reality, we doubt they would be met with a Hoth-like reception.  

Now we realize Papi’s creation is purely a concept at the moment, but we’re a little puzzled by the omission of  everyone’s favorite smuggler –and consummate ladies man — Han Solo from the lineup. Which is why we would like to lobby for his immediate inclusion along with one of his timeless quotes reminding you that: “She may not look like much, but she’s got it where it counts kid.”