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We've compiled quotes from Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer, who spoke out on Bing, Android, Google+, cloud services, and a number of things at the Web 2.0 Summit.

Steve Ballmer is not known for holding back and at the Web 2.0 Summit on Tuesday, the Microsoft CEO tossed out some decent one-liners. Attacking Google search, Android, Yahoo, and touting the company’s recent purchase of Skype, Ballmer let loose, as he often does. Below are some select quotes. 

On Android: “You don’t need to be a computer scientist to use a Windows Phone. I think you do to use an Android Phone…It is hard for me to be excited about the Android phones.”

On Apple: “Apple is a good competitor, but a different one…Both [an iPhone and a Windows phone] are going to feel very good in your hand and both going to look very beautiful physically…. but when you grab a Windows phone and use it… your information is front and centre… and you don’t have to scroll through seas of icons and blah blah blah. A Windows phone gets things done.”

On rumors of Microsoft making its own hardware: “We are [only] focused on enabling hardware innovation…We have been very successful enabling hardware innovation and will continue to do so.”

On Bing: “Today I’d issue you all a challenge to go take any search you want and try it out on Bing and Google! Seventy percent of the time you probably won’t care, 15 percent you’ll like us better, 15 percent you’ll like other guy better!”

On Microsoft’s failed bid for Yahoo in 2008: ”Sometimes you are lucky. Ask any CEO who might have bought something before the market crashed (in 2008)… Hallelujah! Putting everything else aside, the market fell apart…. Sometimes you’re lucky.”

On competing with Google in cloud services:  “All in, baby!. We are winning, winning, winning, winning.” 

On Google+ and social: “There are a variety of different things that fall under the social banner. We’re adding what I’d call ‘connectivity to people’ into our core products, The acquisition of Skype is big step down that path toward connecting with other people.” 

The quotes in this article were compiled from the Telegraph, InformationWeek, CNET, and Internet Evolution

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  1. Ryan Williamson at 2:28am 21st October 2011 This guy will eventually ruin Microsoft.
  2. Anirudh Rı at 4:32pm 20th October 2011 ...and really stupid to be listening to has-beens like Ballmer shoot their mouths off...
  3. jesterking at 7:53am 20th October 2011 Yeah, Steve is still under the assumption that we are in the 1990's and everyone wants a microsoft product... nope. That's why their market share is plummeting, slowly, but still plummeting nonetheless.
  4. Richard Wills at 1:21pm 20th October 2011 no you don't, they work better than the over priced iphone and the lousy windows phone. and no one hacks an android phone.the android phones work the best...
  5. Phil Cooper at 2:44am 20th October 2011 A Windows phone may well be easier to use than an Android phone, but a Linux computer with the GNOME or KDE interface runs rings around Windows 7. No need for Mr. Ballmer to be so smug.
  6. Joe Pawlak at 4:58am 20th October 2011 And really patient to watch Windows load...and load.... and load.....nd load.........and take 45 seconds to shut down.......
  7. Thom Bellion at 1:47am 20th October 2011 I'd say this is the dumbest thing to come out of Ballmer's mouth, but I'm not going to waste my brain cells digging through his quotes...
  8. Richard Delgado at 4:35pm 19th October 2011 Wow, this guy is SO out of touch with what Microsoft's place in the world is. I think a better quote for where Microsoft is nowadays would be:“All in, baby! We are wanna-be's, wanna-be's, wanna-be's, wanna-be's.”
  9. Tim Bevins at 11:10pm 19th October 2011 And Windows is easy for ...???
  10. Michael Hookano at 10:47pm 19th October 2011 haters gonna hate
  11. Habib Dagher at 10:07pm 19th October 2011 Dude has sucked the momentum of Microsoft's biggest success, that was accumulated before he took over and used all the cash flow, infrastructure, and resources... 2% of his ventures were a success.. the rest were pure following in Apple's path from the Zune player disaster to the Windows Vista crap and now sooo late for the mobile and tablet market. He thinks the world is still in awe of Microsoft while the options and available eclipse all the shit he's got under his ass...
  12. Electricdude at 3:04pm 19th October 2011 Lol, my friend doesn't know crap about computers yet he uses an Evo 4G.
  13. Habib Dagher at 9:58pm 19th October 2011 Look who's talking... Steve Ballmer... lol... what mobile does he use? Moncochrome-screen ones? the ones the size of a heart pump?
  14. Yusirah White Luv-Winchestvatore at 9:54pm 19th October 2011 Wow, guess its just him
  15. Cheyne Rushing at 9:50pm 19th October 2011 Ballmer is the Biden of the tech world.
  16. Chris Johnson at 9:43pm 19th October 2011 To be fair, Ballmer can't use Windows so this shouldn't come as a shock to anyone.
  17. zenatic at 2:37pm 19th October 2011 I don't know what Ballmer doing in Microsoft ? SHUT THE FU** UP IDIOT !!!!!!!!!
  18. Robert Burnham at 12:58pm 19th October 2011 And yet he is surprisingly reasonable when he talks about search engines.
    1. Jeffrey Van Camp at 2:58pm 19th October 2011 Strangely so, yeah.
  19. jesterking at 8:36am 19th October 2011 Steve Ballmer is an idiot. A computer scientist to use Android? I guess that's why there are so many android devices out in the world today. moron.
    1. Ian Bell at 3:01pm 19th October 2011 Dude, where is your avatar!?
      1. jesterking at 7:52am 20th October 2011 I tried uploading one, but for some reason DT doesn't like me all that much! lol
        1. Ian Bell at 8:41am 20th October 2011 ugh. Its a bug. I will bother the dev team some more.
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