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The HTC Bliss takes myths about women and technology to new proportions.

This past December, a survey found that women weren’t as drawn to Android smartphones as men. Android’s answer to that? The HTC Bliss. The pale green smartphone will come with a stylish, matching cradle, an attached charm that lights up to indicate new messages or missed calls, and a matching Bluetooth headset. Cute.

HTC-Bliss-DockThe website This is My Next first picked up on the Bliss in May, saying it was being tested on focus groups of “women in their 20s and 30s.” PocketNow discovered what are reported to be images of the device, showing it off in all its chic glory, and an unnamed source for fan site YouHTC has spilled a few more details that line up with what we originally heard about the Bliss. Here’s a quick breakdown of the newly-revealed specs:

  • Available from Verizon
  • Qualcomm MSM7630 processor; 800 MHz
  • Adreno 205 GPU
  • Android 2.3.4 – Gingerbread
  • HTC Sense 3.5 interface

And just to review, This is My Next said an insider told them this about the phone:

  • About .54-inches thick
  • Rear-facing camera
  • Unique HTC Sense skin

From this brief outlook, the smartphone won’t be anything to write home about but has a few noteworthy qualities, like the upgraded HTC Sense interface (3.0 was just introduced). It probably won’t be very expensive, comparably, as well. But it’s what else HTC is throwing on the phone that ruins it for us.

The HTC Bliss will come jam-packed with lady features: Calorie counters, shopping comparisons, and from the sounds of it probably a few recipe apps in there too. It’s supposed to come in forest and sea green, because that’s a “calming” color–which is the same effect the exclusive Sense wallpaper will have–and is said to include something called a “female calendar.” And just to round out the clichés, the light-up charm notification gadget is connected to the phone via a wire that will reportedly make it easier to find the phone when rifling through a purse.

I would rather endlessly pick and pull through a purse (which is some women’s version of hell) than buy this phone.

It’s difficult to decide what’s more insulting: That HTC’s version of a woman is a calorie-obsessed, phone-losing, puddle of worry who needs a “calming” influence, or the fact that the Bliss is a mediocre phone at best. Instead of making a seriously charmpowerful, fast, full-featured smartphone, the Bliss is outfitted with silly fluff.

There are conflicting stories about a front-facing camera (women take and upload more photos to social sites than men, and the mobile phone is often the camera du jour for these platforms), and if the hardware specs are right, it’s not going to be terribly powerful or boast blazing speeds. But it comes in green! It has an attached charm! Diet apps!

The way the Bliss is described makes it sound reminiscent of the ChaCha or the Status. Both of those phones, though, are marketed to youths, who generally don’t need particularly powerful phones or have the money to buy them. Maybe the Bliss is actually going to target girls between the ages of 15 and 20… but in that case a calorie counter would probably be considered inappropriate. 

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  1. Sheri at 9:29am 20th September 2011 Maybe the charm should flash RED while I'm on my period.
  2. Jason Johnson at 10:49am 13th August 2011 I just wanted to point out that this is HTC's solution, not Android's solution.
    1. lvavila at 8:39pm 13th August 2011 I'm not sure anyone was confused about that.
  3. wildcatherder at 10:41am 13th August 2011 Wow, that charm on a lanyard thing is not going to look too cool after you have snagged it on EVERY SINGLE THING in your bag. By the way, if it's in your bag, how are you supposed to see the charm light up - D'oh! I can just see the special male calendar version (football schedules?). Can't wait for StereoType Phone 2.
  4. Coral Barreto-Costa at 3:49am 11th August 2011 Molly I can hear you talking when I read this. Not gonna lie, I can never find my stupid black Android in my bag, or anywhere in the house for that matter... I kiiiinda want that ridiculous light-up charm.
  5. Lindsworth Horatio Deer at 10:02am 11th August 2011 A girl phone ( or any phone tailored to any specific market segment) that is crap is just crap. Eve if it does come in calming herbal green tea. Apparently it is for people new to the whole smartphone concept.
  6. Lindsworth Horatio Deer at 10:02am 11th August 2011 A girl phone ( or any phone tailored to any specific market segment) that is crap is just crap. Eve if it does come in calming herbal green tea. Apparently it is for people new to the whole smartphone concept.
  7. Lindsworth Horatio Deer at 10:02am 11th August 2011 A girl phone ( or any phone tailored to any specific market segment) that is crap is just crap. Eve if it does come in calming herbal green tea. Apparently it is for people new to the whole smartphone concept.
  8. Nick Dialynas at 2:18am 11th August 2011 meh, i knew a woman wrote this
  9. Nick Dialynas at 2:18am 11th August 2011 meh, i knew a woman wrote this
  10. Nick Dialynas at 2:18am 11th August 2011 meh, i knew a woman wrote this
  11. agafaba at 6:24pm 10th August 2011 The funniest part, is that a lot of women will use these features anyway. Matches most I know minus the cook book and smart shopping (both things I am more likely to use then them)
  12. Nathan Clarke at 11:20pm 10th August 2011 Sell it with a discount voucher for an LV or Prada hand bag and it wont matter how crap it is....
  13. Kesone Southasarn at 11:06pm 10th August 2011 I have one and I don't like to have to charge it every night.
  14. Mike Dunn at 3:58pm 10th August 2011 I know what I'm getting Molly for Christmas this year!
    1. lvavila at 4:03pm 10th August 2011 lucky, your getting somin-somin for sure!
  15. lvavila at 3:56pm 10th August 2011 Wow nice. I hope they come out with a guy version that sports a Cougar GPS finder and map out hot chicks that just broke up with their boyfriends.How sweeeeet!
    1. lvavila at 3:58pm 10th August 2011 Oh, and make sure it has a background picture of a six pack, so to match my six pack. Coordination important!
    2. Ian Bell at 3:59pm 10th August 2011 haha that had me rolling. Almost fell out of my chair. What the heck was HTC thinking!?
      1. Mike Dunn at 4:08pm 10th August 2011 I'd still want the charm on the man version.
  16. TechFreak at 3:51pm 10th August 2011 Wow this is terrible. Rather than simply make a phone that's easy to use and navigate (which I assume is what most women, or people in general would like), they had to stereotype the phone to the point of insult. Based on what my wife tells me, she simple doesn't want to have to spend a ton of time to learn how to use a phone. She wants it to be simple and just work. That doesn't mean she's stupid, or needs applications to help her count calories. It just means she doesn't have the same interest in the phone that I have.Let's assume a lot of women are like this. They have the same interest in a tech gadget that I might have in clothes shopping. That is to say that I need to buy clothes, but I don't really care too much about color coordination, brand or thread count.Apparently some guy must have created this phone for the opposite sex.
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