Detailed in the Anchorage Daily News, a young woman named Maria Pestrikoff plummeted sixty feet off a cliff when she was walking while texting. According to the account of the incident, she was attempting to write a text on her cell phone when she walked near a cliff to flick a cigarette butt off the edge. Her home is located near the cliff, thus it’s likely that she commonly uses the cliff to discard old cigarette butts when outside. While she was occupied with sending a text message, Pestrikoff lost her footing on wet grass and quickly fell onto a dangerous, rocky area on the Kodiak beach below.
Luckily discovered by her friend Anthony Burke, Pestrikoff was spotted between large boulders along the beach. While Pestrikoff was shrieking in pain, both the Bayside Fire Department and Kodiak Fire Department were called to the scene in order to attempt a rescue from above.
While some of the firefighters were able to descend to her location using an aluminum ladder, others eventually had to rappel down the side of the cliff in order to stabilize Pestrikoff and lift her to safety.
Fortunately, the firefighters were able to remove Pestrikoff from the rocky terrain prior to the tide coming in to cover the rocks. Just ten feet away when she was moved away, the freezing cold water could have escalated her injuries with the threat of hypothermia. Regarding the incoming water, Burke stated “The tide was right up to her toes by the time they were able to get her out.”
Placed in a stretcher, Pestrikoff was transported to Providence Kodiak Island Medical Center in an ambulance before being flown to an Anchorage hospital. After falling on September 17, Pestrikoff is still in the Anchorage hospital recovering from her many injuries. This incident is somewhat similar to the Texas student that drove off a bridge while texting “I need to quit texting,” as well as the woman that walked off a pier into Lake Michigan while attempting to send a text message.
That’s what you get for flicking your cig wherever. I hope she gets a cite for that. I hate smokers who do it.
The world is not your ashtray.
“Flicks a cig” in Gary’s face
Mr. Flacy needs to learn how to use a dependent clause
Shrieking in pain, both the Bayside Fire Department and Kodiak Fire Department were called to the scene in order to attempt a rescue from above.
You go Teach Ahh! ö¿ö [ good catch ]
LOL I thought it was just me reading it wrong. Why were they shrieking? Wouldn’t it add to the lady’s distress :D
Hey Mike, this link may help avoid references to shrieking firefighters and other misplaced modifiers in the future. No big deal; it’s just that you accidentally stepped off the edge of the grammar cliff, doing a one-and-a-half Pestrikoff with a half twist into the rocks of obfuscation below.
http://grammar.quickanddirtytips.com/misplaced-modifiers.aspx
The nature don’t like cigarette butts..
Yet another health issue directly attributed to smoking.
I hope she got charge with littering!
This is just Mother Nature at its best just trying to give those morons a wake-up-call, to those who think the world is their trash can, Mother just wants them to wake up, and if they keep flicking butts and not using a proper receptacle to put their trash into, them maybe falling off a cliff is too light of a wake-up-call!!!
JohnBoy needs to have a flaming cig stuck in his eye
Karma always collects it’s due. It’s tragic but hard to be sympathetic.
So, the moral of the story here isn’t necessarily about walking and texting at the same time but maybe this wouldn’t had happened if she wasn’t randomly flicking cig butts (which is a pet peeve of mine). Oh well…
I was just thinking the same thing.
I concur
She deserved worse for that.
Were the fire departments shrieking in pain?
oh thats funny !! what a dumb ass lol
“Shrieking in pain, both the Bayside Fire Department and Kodiak Fire Department were called …”.
I’ll bet that was something to hear/see.
Are these people, who are so engrossed in their texting, that important or just plain stupid.
Why were the Bayside Fire Department and the Kodiak Fire Department shrieking in pain?
James: me and her both. Lol
Janet: if I almost died from texting when i should have been paying attention to something else.. I would EXPECT people to call me out on it. How stipud would it sound to try and have sympathy??
“Oh dear… Gosh… Youre so lucky it was only a text and not a Facebook update!” No, Darwin nominees don’t fet aa free pass on being laughed at. sorry.
Nature has a way of dealing with stupid creatures.
Maybe she will give up both texting and smoking.
I recommend texting from the couch, like I am right now. Cliffs are overrated.
Natural selection hard at work.
She should have been smoking a blunt. She would not have thrown the huge roach away. So she would have just been stoned not landing on stones.
Either ban texting or gum chewing…the combination is obviously too dangerous.
See dat? Smoking bad for you. Make you go Thump.
I wonder if she added a bunch of exclamation points to her text while falling?????
What a beautiful tree…
Everyone is quick to call her stupid but the stupid part is reading what happened and not be lured into thinking she walked off the cliff(by associating it with the other story involving the pier). She was standing near a cliff sending a text message when she lost her footing on wet grass and quickly fell down the cliff. This could happen to anyone while texting, while admiring the view, while reaching over to pick up a small rock(or litter), or a jogger who stopped and tied their shoes, etc. So no one here has ever done anything but be hyper vigilant while near a cliff? If so, you are some really safe people and I would never want to party with you(but feel free to watch my kids while I go out) As for citing Karma as a reason for her fall, well, I must ask what is the Karmic retribution for being the type of person who wishes serious bodily harm on a person who makes a very small bad decision or has a bad habit? What kind of mental illness do you have to have to want someone to fall 60ft off of a cliff onto rocks because its your “pet peeve” that some people discard their butts wherever they please? That is not a pet peeve, man, that is institutional level bonkers that anything could bother you so much no less something as inconsequential as the act of littering a cigarette butt(which really does disintegrate pretty quickly. There are McD’s french fries that will be around long after that butt. All those chemicals can’t hold up!) Lastly, if you are making natural selection jokes, get some new material. It’s like the loser who thinks exclaiming, “You must be on crack.”, is somehow a witty rejoinder.
OK, but was she able to press the send button before she went over?
You people suck
Someone falls off a cliff and you are glad because she is an evil smoker who flicks her ciggie butts
Bunch of lame weenies
This is terrible, but why were the Fire Departments shreiking in pain?
thats what happen when ladies think of fashion.. she bought iphone5.. instead of S3…
God is punishing her for littering.
HaHa! as the fat kid in The Simpsons sez….
I take all of my cigarette butts and dump them in the town park just to annoy candy head whiners
I Nelson’s laugh from the Simpsons in my head as soon as I read this… haha
wow text should be illegal… it kills people does not discriminate
As my momma used to say, “Stupid is as stupid does.” No one loves life enough to live it.
Where is Nelson Muntz when you need him?
People are like kids. Give enough kids skittles and at least one will find a way to kill himself with it. People act like they can’t text while STOPING but they text WHILE doing all other kinds of stuff.
I don’t feel one ounce of sympathy for this idiot. This needs to happen to more of them in order to get them to stop with the stupid texting. I have seen people texting while driving right through red lights, and then get mad at the pedestrians trying to cross the street. They should issue this idiot, a fine, and make her pay the costs of the rescue.
well pity the tide didn’t get her and float her back to mother Russia.
Stupid is as stupid does.
Yep.
God protects fools, drunks, and children.
(I apologize if this is a multiple post. Website problems.)
And you are the proof
I agree re: dependent clause. I imagine both fire departments were irritated but not necessarily shrieking in pain.
Really? O.O
The depth and breadth of human stupidity never fails to amaze me.
KODAK BEAR PEOPLE TRAP.
Seriously??? ~_~”
I Nelson’s laugh from the Simpsons in my head as soon as I read this… haha
wheee
Seriously??? ~_~”
What do the three people in this story that nearly killed themselves while texting have in common?
I’m sure the guys will figure it out…
You the GREAT male didnt realize not three but TWO of the people were females. Apparently we women figured out that this man cant read….
LMAO! lol lol She just fell of a cliff. Brb….
hahahahahaha
Well, if she DOESN’T make it, she’d definitely be a candidate for a Darwin Award!
que chido serro
Harold, not EVERYONE. I don’t have a cell phone, so I have NEVER texted–some of us are just out of the loop! A pc is about as tech as I got.
The thing I find most funny is all the people leaving comment about how funny this is as if all those posting don’t do the exact same thing. Everyone post here I’m sure has at 1 time or another texted, or read a text while walking. They only find this funny bc it did not happen to them, but all of you do something like this on a daily bases weather it is texting, reading, or listening to head phones while walking/jogging you just don’t want to admit that you too do stupid unsafe things.
Yeah, but to do it by a CLIFF w/a 60ft drop off? I mean that’s a little extra careless! How many of us would do that?
I cant See It !
i cant see it
Awesome……..
wow
oh thats funny !! what a dumb ass lol
wouww…indah seekali.
wheee
kuwi tmpat mncing tooo booo…
so sweet ,,,,,
Oh, dear…I don’t even know what to say here. This should make us all realize texting can lead to a dangerous scenario.
That’s right!_!
q onda hugo q pedo cabron al rato me conecto en zello yo y los demas es q traigo unas broncas algo vien luego te cuento
LOL!
me too like this.
Muito esperta…
correction “Women falls off cliff while smoking”
cute
scary :0
and the text was ….i’m at ahhhhhhhhhh :(
I thought I was reading The Onion for second there…
Texting while doing anything is dangerous…I always stop what I’m doing to text (walking, driving, talking, etc.)
You even stop using your brain
Really? O.O
…so she’s in the running for this year’s Darwin Award.
…so she’s in the running for this year’s Darwin Award.
I Nelson’s laugh from the Simpsons in my head as soon as I read this… haha
Im not really surprised.
Im not really surprised.
Can we just let these people die already? The (gene) pool doesn’t need more shit in it.
James: me and her both. Lol
Janet: if I almost died from texting when i should have been paying attention to something else.. I would EXPECT people to call me out on it. How stipud would it sound to try and have sympathy??
“Oh dear… Gosh… Youre so lucky it was only a text and not a Facebook update!” No, Darwin nominees don’t fet aa free pass on being laughed at. sorry.
This is so sad and I do not understand where one finds humor in this tragedy. I pray this woman recovers from her injuries.
Seriously??? ~_~”
i couldn’t help buy die laughing
Bj Wallace: are you tripping?
thats what happen when ladies think of fashion.. she bought iphone5.. instead of S3…
Gosh – hope she survived!
I agree; maybe she’ll kill someone else next time!
If you zoom into that photo real close you can just make out Charles Darwin with a pair of binoculars and a clipboard.
Someone was seriously injured or even died and you’re all joking? I am seriously a falled … Sorry, appalled at everyone’s latitiude, I mean… Attitude toward her misstep. Oops, mishap.
hahaha, this what happens when you are using apple map!!!
awesome!
LOL
Man pisses himself laughing?
hahahahahaha
hm.. tech site.. not news site :/
was she stranded on the cliff and that was the reason she texted in the first place? otherwise there is only one word…
Well, she was texting, so using tech. So, yes it is relevant, @Sergio Vega. lol
Maybe the tech reference is to do with the fact that she was using maps on the iphone 5.