Comments on: Chuck Norris is done with The Expendables

By: Coldren

Coldren — Sat, 25 Aug 2012 21:25:07 +0000

Chuck Norris was the best in EX2 and I really hope he will return for EX3 with bigger role.

By: jimboloko

jimboloko — Sat, 25 Aug 2012 20:00:42 +0000

Nothing wrong with being gay at all. And, were I, that thick downy layer of ginger fur on Chuck’s face would be right where I’d want to rest my b***s. I get the play on words that make up your name .. and it all makes sense .. you’re duby ravaged. Been smoking a little too much, son.

By: Rudy Davidge

Rudy Davidge — Sat, 25 Aug 2012 06:08:54 +0000

Says a lot about you when you prefer the male-model Van Damme over an 8 time World Karate champion.

But hey, nothing wrong with bein' gay.

By: jimboloko

jimboloko — Fri, 24 Aug 2012 23:36:00 +0000

Van Damme was the movie’s draw for me. The first one was good, but this involvement made the second even sweeter. I don’t know if anyone else feels this way, but Chuck Norris was in it for comic relief. Firstly, his voice had me looking at the screen like a dog that heard a high pitched noise. Secondly, the “lone wolf” music whenever he showed his face. Thirdly, the way corny joke about being bitten by a cobra (it was in the same vein as all of the “Chuck Norris is so tough” jokes). If eye rolls were air horns you wouldn’t have heard anything else for miles around the theater. It was a nice touch including him, I guess, but I won’t miss him if there’s another one.