Michael Dobbs

• Mike lives vicariously through himself. • I’m left-handed. And right-handed. • I never say something tastes like chicken – not even chicken. • I once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels. • Even my enemies list me as their emergency contact number. • I’m a lover, not a fighter, but I’m also a fighter, so don’t get any ideas. • My shirts never wrinkle. • Police often question me, just because they find me interesting. • I once punched a magician. That’s right. You heard me. • My reputation is expanding faster than the universe.