What happens when two self-driving cars meet? They avoid one another

Delphi self-driving Audi SQ5

What happens when two self-driving cars meet in the middle of the road? It sounds like the beginning of a bad joke (or a deeply philosophical inquiry), but it was a real-life dilemma faced earlier this week by two rivaling robot vehicles. Yes, those exist and no, we’re not kidding.

According to a Reuters report, a Delphi Automotive car and a Google self-driving car successfully managed to avoid one another when they came into close quarters with one another in Palo Alto, California. As per reports, the Google vehicle, a Lexus RX400h, cut off the Delphi Audi Q5 just as it was preparing to change lanes. Unfazed, the Delphi car “took appropriate action,” according to John Absmeier, director of Delphi’s Silicon Valley lab and the company’s automated driving program, who happened to be along for the ride.

Despite the great press event that would have resulted from a more dramatic encounter, both Google and Delphi representatives noted that there was truly nothing remarkable about the meeting of the two competing cars, and that they treated one another with the same general apathy that can be expected from, well, robots. Clarifying earlier reports that suggested that there were more fireworks at play, a Delphi spokeswoman noted that the Audi behaved “admirably,” and Google emphasized that there was no “near miss” in the meeting — in fact, the cars were certainly never in danger of being involved in an accident with one another.

Of course, Google has noted previously that any accidents in which their self-driving cars have been involved were the results of human error, meaning that the meeting of two such infallible pieces of technology would have been the safest scenario on the road. They were right this time, but who knows, the next meeting of rivals could be the next installment of the Transformers franchise.