5 easy DIY projects to automate your house on the cheap

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If your name is Cashworth Von Moneybottoms, there’s a ton of cool stuff you can do at your house just by whipping out your Centurion Card and flinging money at people like a feces-hurling primate.

Want to recreate the 18th green at Augusta so you can practice your own “UNBELIEVABLE! HE ROLLED IT IN TO CLAIM HIS FIFTH GREEN JACKET!” moment? Done. Want to dig a massive swimming pool in your back yard and then turn it into a chocolate fondue pit so decadent that even Willy Wonka and Caligula would applaud? Easy. Or how about building a full-scale replica of the deck of the USS Enterprise for the sole purpose of inviting over that Trek-loving dork that you don’t like and making him watch as you totally destroy the room while wearing a Vader suit and declaring, “You underestimated the power of the Dark Side!”

Awesome right?

But that stuff takes cash, son. And lots of it. But just because you don’t have a bottomless credit limit or bricks of bullion buried in the back yard doesn’t mean that you need to be living in a soulless, technology-free District of Panem. It’s the 21st Century; embrace the awesome of things you can do on your own!

As a custom installer, I help bring awesome into people’s lives on the daily. Imagine if a unicorn had sex with a rainbow. That kinda awesome. But not all of the technology that I install for people requires the special skillset that I’ve acquired over the past 15 years, nor a pen filled with enough ink to write all the zeroes. In fact, some of the coolest tech is very DIY and doesn’t cost that much.

Jedi-Like Control

At some point, having your electronics out on display became the decorating equivalent of letting an elephant take a dump in your living room. Heaven forbid that a guest comes over and discovers that you actually watch TV using a cable or satellite set-top-box! That would be the social faux pas equivalent of sticking your fingers in their mouth and then laughing about the fact that you have leprosy.

…the thermostats installed in many homes use technology that even Madam Curie would have found quaint.

Everyone wants to hide their electronics away behind closed cabinetry or in a closet in another room. (And by “everyone” I mean any females that live with you.) But once that unpleasantness has been hidden away, how are you going to control it? (I am going to assume that you aren’t, in fact, a Jedi.) There are two ways to do it, both of which will raise your tech-cred in the eyes of all who step foot into your abode.

The first way is to get a radio frequency (RF) remote control. This transmits signals from the remote to a separate receiver located near your electronics via RF, which can travel through walls all Ghost like Swayze. I love RF remotes because you never have to point them (if you own a DirecTV or DISH satellite system, you’ve likely experienced their power). Usually RF remotes are expensive and require professional programming, but for RF on the cheaps, check out the NextGen Remote Extender Genius. This bad girl uses some kind of voodoo-infused battery capable of transforming nearly any remote control into an RF model. Installation is as simple as installing a battery. And since you’ve mastered the motor skills necessary to navigate to this fine Website, I’m going to trust that even you can install it!

Option B is an infra-red extender system like the Niles Remote Control Anywhere Kit. Basically the kit is three parts: target, connecting block and emitters. You install the small, discreet target out in the open – usually to the bezel of your TV. The target is then hard-wired to the connecting block which you’ve placed by your gear and infra-red emitters plug into the connecting block all mini-jack style and then affix to the front of your gear. You point the remote at the target and it relays the commands back to your components.

Whichever way you decide, install a control system and then amaze your friends with the unholy power of operating gear when it is behind closed doors and totally out of site! When they ask how you do it, just wave your hand in front of their face and tell them these aren’t the droids they’re looking for.

Aziz, Light!

Know what’s cool? Being able to flip a switch and have light fill your room. I mean, that simple $2 switch on the wall allows your fingertip to safely command enough energy to, well, I don’t know, probably seriously shock you or something. Also, candles are cool when you want to…you know…like, do stuff with your lady…but candles suck when it comes to lighting a room up for reading and computer and stuff.

DIY Awesomeness Philips Hue
Philips Hue

But you know what’s not cool? Having to get up out of your chair to turn those damned lights off. That same switch that was so convenient moments before might as well be in Siberia once you’ve plopped down on the couch.

Now, if you’ve got the ducats, there are some very cool whole-house automated lighting systems that you can have professionally installed. I have Lutron’s RadioRA2 in my house because I drink awesome for breakfast. But if you want to ease into lighting control like a Barry White panty-dropping ballad, then I’ve got two suggestions.

Suggestion the first: Philips Hue. These are “smart” LED bulbs that you install like a regular lightbulb and then control with your smartphone. The cool thing is that the Hue bridge – which connects to your network router – can control up to 50 bulbs at a time, so you can create whole-house scenes and easily control multiple lights. Also, the lights can recreate tons of different colors, so if you want to make your house totally red and walk around saying, “Red Rum…Red Rum!” or maybe turn it all green and tell your wife that no one can be told what the Matrix is, now you totally can! Or you can make them all strobe on and off rapidly and play a fun little game of “Who’s gonna have a seizure?” The potential downside is that Hue bulbs are kinda pricey. Like $60 each pricey. Also, they are 8.5-watts (roughly equivalent to 60-watt traditional bulbs), so if you need a lot of light, they might not cut it. Also, you can’t dim them from a wall outlet; only turn them on to full bright and off.

If you have a garage… you have pondered one of the great mysteries that has plagued man for decades: Is my garage door open or closed?

Suggestion number two: Lutron Spacer System. With Spacer, you basically replace your old, antiquated light switch with a new, fancy, “Welcome home, Mr. Jetson!” dimming model. Now, if the idea of removing a lightswitch and playing with live electricity haunts you with visions of John Coffey at the end of The Green Mile, relax. It’s pretty easy to cut the power off at your breaker panel and then you are safe to jam your hand in that wall box and grab wires to your heart’s delight, preferably while laughing manically. Depending on your light switch, it will either be a monopole – one switch controls all the lights on that leg – or multi-pole – more than one switch controls the same group of lights. Proving that electricians aren’t without some soul and randy sense of humor, multi-pole switches are also known as 3-way and 4-ways. Thus, it is perfectly acceptable to go up to the hottest employee you can find in Lowe’s or Home Depot and say, “Hey. I’m looking to add a 3-way or maybe even a 4-way to my life. Care to help?”

A common 3-way scenario would be a hallway with switches at either end controlling the same lights. Once you’ve replaced the switch(es) with Spacer models, you can then turn them on, off and raise and lower lighting with a remote control all from the regal glory which is that chair you’ve kept since college. And because Spacer is controlled via infra-red, you can add lighting commands into your universal remote’s “Watch Movie” macro, making the lights automatically dim as the movie starts just like a real movie theater. Plus, you can use regular, cheap incandescent or halogen bulbs as bright as you like, and can still dim/raise lighting at the wall switch.

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