The funniest questions to ask Siri

Siri has the ability to help us with everything from getting the weather forecast to setting an alarm, but have you ever taken the time to get to know her better? She is a program of hidden depths and surprising insights and observations. By asking Siri the right questions, you can find hours of amusement.

Be prepared for hilarious surprises from everyone’s favorite snarky A.I. From philosophical questions to dating tips, here’s our list of the best questions to ask Siri.

Ask Siri

Q: Who created you?

Q: What does Siri mean?

Q: Are you a robot?

Q: Are you intelligent?

Q: Do you follow the three laws of robotics?

Q: What do you dream about?

Q: How old are you?

Q: Can you stop time?

Q: Why do you vibrate?

Q: What are you made of?

Q: What’s your favorite color?

Q: What is your favorite animal?

Q: What are you scared of?

Q: Do you have any pets?

Dating

Q: What are you doing later?

Q: Will you go on a date with me?

Q: What is your best pick up line?

Q: Do you have a boyfriend?

Q: Who is your boyfriend?

Q: Talk dirty to me.

Q: Have you ever been in love?

Q: Can I kiss you?

Q: What are you wearing?

Movies and TV

Q: What’s the first rule of Fight Club?

Q: What’s your favorite movie?

Q: Is Jon Snow Dead?

Q: Is Winter coming?

Q: Are you Her?

Q: Why so serious?

Q: What is ‘Inception‘ about?

Q: What is ‘The Matrix‘ (1999) about?

Q: Blue pill or the red pill?

Q: Do you like ‘Blade Runner‘?

Q: Hey Computer?

Q: Do you know HAL 9000?

Q: Open the pod bay doors.

Q: What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Q: Siri, I am your father.

Q: Do you want to build a snowman?

Q: Can I call you Jarvis?

Q: Who you gonna call?

Q: Beam me up, Scotty.

Q: How do I get to Mordor?

Siri Mordor

Q: Cease all motor functions.

Jokes and riddles

Q: Make me laugh.

Q: Do you know any good riddles?

Q: What came first: The chicken or the egg?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Q: Will pigs fly?

Q: How many Apple Store geniuses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Q: Knock, knock (Siri will tell you a series of terrible Knock, Knock jokes)

Music

Q: What is your favorite song?

Q: Can you beatbox?

A: Just ask. We promise you won’t be disappointed.

Q: Can you sing?

Q: I see a little silhouetto of a man.

A: We’re sure you can guess what Siri says to this.

Q: What does the fox say?

Q: Who let the dogs out?

Q: How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?

Q: Can you rap?

Q: Where is Elvis?

Other miscellaneous questions

Q: Do you like ‘Pokemon Go‘?

Q; Windows or Mac?

Q: What phone is the best?

Q: What is the best mobile operating system?

Q: OK, Google.

Q: Alexa

Siri Alexa

Q: Can I borrow some money?

Siri borrow money

Q: I’m going to trade you for an Android phone.

Q: What is zero divided by zero?

Q: When is the world going to end?

Q: How do I look?

Q: Do I look fat in this?

Q: Give me a hint.

Q: Is Santa real? Does Santa Exist?

Q: Where does Santa live?

Q: Call Santa

Q: Where did I put my keys?

Q: Why are fire trucks red?

Siri why are fire trucks red?

Q: What is the meaning of life?

Q: What is the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything?

Check out the best Siri commands to get more from Apple’s voice assistant, or learn how to turn Siri off if you’re fed up with it.

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