I don't have oil in my veins, but I do have it all over my carpets and clothes. Over my 10-year journalistic career, my misshapen words have appeared on Jalopnik, Petrolicious, The Smoking Tire, and somehow even a couple of Gooding & Company auction catalogs. I've also founded an automotive website (DrivingScene) and a men's lifestyle site (FactoryTwoFour). I've been #blessed enough to drive some incredible metal over the years, including a 2002 Saturn and Steve Aoki's ratty Dodge Viper. I enjoy walks on the beach and hate mail, and am easily bribed with donuts or bags of cash.