Finally, ceiling lights worth buying

This isn’t exactly high tech, but it is the first time we’ve seen ceiling lights and been compelled to share them. We found these lights via Gizmodo, who compared them to the Pipes screensaver in Windows 95/98/XP. They’re sold by a company called Ontwerpduo and is called “Light Forest.” The lights and pipes can be arranged in a seemingly endless variety of ways and are expandable.

“Forest light is a new system for ceiling lights,” says the product description. “The possibilities are unlimited. The design consists out of different parts, which can be connected at the ceiling. Step by step the light system is overgrowing the ceiling as it were. 
It is possible to get one ore much more light points exactly where you want them. Also a wall light is possible. Obstacles or height differences are beautiful to use with these lights.”

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They remind us of an array of Mario pipes, or perhaps a dank Russian prison, which we also find oddly appealing. In any case, there is a vine-like overgrowth element to them that feels random and fresh. Since we feel compelled to talk about something high tech, you could screw in fancy LED bulbs to them, if you wish. Or maybe black lights.

Computing

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Smart Home

LaMetric teased Sky, an upcoming app-controlled mosaic light panel, at CES 2019

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Smart Home

Lifx lighting products get touch controls and other new features at CES 2019

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Smart Home

Array by Hampton brought locks and security lighting to CES 2019

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Smart Home

A.I.’s humorous side: Here are the funniest things to ask Alexa

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The best washing machines make laundry day a little less of a chore

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Product Review

Gate’s Smart Lock is locked and loaded but ultimately lacks important basics

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Smart Home

The best multicookers of 2019 for everything from sauteing to slow cooking

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Smart Home

This Silicon Valley studio rents for $1,500 per month — to 2 cats

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Deals

Amazon drops prices on Roomba robot vacuums by up to $150

Amazon is offering discounts on iRobot Roombas and other robot vacuums to help you get a leg-up on those chores. We've rounded up the best deals available now and put them all in one place.
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Speed up cooking with one of the best pressure cookers on the market

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Brew it fast, hot, and flavorful with our favorite coffee makers

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Emerging Tech

CES 2019 recap: All the trends, products, and gadgets you missed

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This just in: Alexa can now deliver the news like a professional newscaster

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