Ever notice how falling cats somehow always land on their feet, and dropped toast will invariably hit the floor buttered-side down? Well what if you could harness that voodoo and install it in your gadgets? In the near future, this may very well become possible. If the technology described in a recent patent filed by Apple ever makes it past the conceptual phase, the next generation of iPhones could potentially be able to control how they hit the ground.
Patent No. 20130257582, otherwise known as “protecting an electronic device,” is basically a broad set of schemes that Apple has devised to keep your phone from landing on its screen or other vulnerable areas. The document outlines a number of different methods that could ostensibly be used to make this happen, and while some of them seem reasonable, others are just downright ridiculous
In Apple’s words, the core idea is this: “The electronic device may include a processor, a sensor in communication with the processor, and a protective mechanism in communication with the processor. The protective mechanism is configured to selectively alter a center of mass of the electronic device.” In plain English, this basically means iPhones could be equipped with a drop sensor processor similar to the ones already used in Apple laptops. Then, if a phone senses that it’s falling, the drop processor would communicate with a small motor to shift the phone’s internal weight and control which side it lands on. All of this would take place in a matter of seconds as your phone plummets to its doom.
Not a bad idea, right? Given the fact that the iPhone 5S is already equipped with a discrete motion processor and a small motor used for vibration, this doesn’t seem that far out of reach. With some creative programming, this could totally be possible. But other parts of the patent aren’t so reasonable.
Another section outlines a system that employs jets to create an “air cushion” beneath the phone just before it hits the ground. The phone would use the same drop motion sensor to determine when it’s falling, but rather than shifting it’s weight and orientation, it would release pressurized gas to slow the phone down before impact. If you think that sounds ridiculous, keep reading. Later on in the document there’s a section where Apple talks about using an electric ion propulsion system to decelerate the phone as it falls.
It’s hard to tell how much of this to take seriously since Apple and other big tech companies tend to file outlandishly broad patents so they can claim ownership in the event that any of these ideas actually materialize in the future. But there are definitely a few good concepts in here. We’ll keep our fingers crossed for smart-drop technology in the iPhone 6. For the time being, however, it looks like we’ll just have to stick with good ol’ fashioned rubberized cases.