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This Grandma made the most polite Google search in history

When Brit Ben John caught sight of his 86-year-old gran’s open laptop recently, he couldn’t believe what he saw.

No, it wasn’t a webpage with instructions on how to make a bomb, nor a sign-up page for Ashley Madison. It was, in fact, the politest Google Search you’re ever likely to see.

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Eager to find out a number depicted by a set of Roman numerals, novice web user May Ashworth typed in the box: “please translate these roman numerals MCMXCVIII thank you”

Ben couldn’t resist sharing a picture of the super-polite search with his Twitter followers, and in a couple of days the tweet went viral.

Google U.K. office and the U.S. HQ also got to hear about it, and responded to May’s wonderfully courteous search with equal charm and warmth:

TV shows in the U.K. use Roman numerals to show the year it was made, and May likes to get the lowdown on her favorite programs, Ben told the BBC this week. However, like many of her generation, she’s not a big user of computers and the internet.

“She goes to a silver surfers club at the local library to learn about computers and the internet, but she hardly ever uses her laptop,” Ben explained.

He added that when he asked her why she’d typed “please” and “thank you,” she said she assumed there was a person at the other end who takes care of search queries.

“She thought that by being polite and using her manners, the search would be quicker.” As if less than a second wasn’t already quick enough!

Trevor Mogg
Contributing Editor
Not so many moons ago, Trevor moved from one tea-loving island nation that drives on the left (Britain) to another (Japan)…
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