Guys, listen up. Using your laptop with the Wi-Fi on for hours on end may be upsetting some organisms living close by - ie. your sperm.

Wannabe fathers might want to take note, as according to research carried out by scientists from the US and Argentina, extended use of a laptop placed on your lap with Wi-Fi switched on could damage sperm.

In an experiment, sperm samples from each donor were separated into two pots, a BBC report explained. One was placed close to a laptop with the Wi-Fi function activated and left for four hours, while the other was placed in the same environmental conditions except this time there was no laptop present.

At the end of the experiment, the scientists discovered that 25 percent of the sperm that had been left with the laptop had given up the fight (ie. stopped swimming about) and had also undergone changes in their genetic code. For the sperm without the laptop, the non-swimmer figure was 14 percent.

While the scientists acknowledge that heat can damage sperm, they believe it isn’t this causing the adverse effect. Instead, they believe electromagnetic radiation may be the culprit.

Their findings are published in the respected Fertility and Sterility journal. “Our data suggest that the use of a laptop computer wirelessly connected to the internet and positioned near the male reproductive organs may decrease human sperm quality,” the scientists wrote in their report.

President of the Society for Male Reproduction and Urology, Robert Oates, questioned the findings, telling Reuters, “This is not real-life biology, this is a completely artificial setting. It is scientifically interesting, but to me it doesn’t have any human biological relevance.”

To maintain healthy sperm, Oates said “staying lean, eating healthy foods, exercising, not taking drugs and not smoking” are the most important factors.

Clearly, more research needs to be done to establish whether using a laptop on your lap for an extended period of time has any effect on sperm.

Of course, some common sense is required when using a hot laptop close to your particulars. The BBC reports the case of an unfortunate man who “burnt his penis after using a laptop resting on his lap for a long time.” But such an incident does rather beg the question: why didn’t he remove the laptop before the burning sensation started?

Advice: If you have to use your laptop in the nude, best keep it away from your private parts.

[Source: BBC / Reuters] [Image: Tatiana Morozova / Shutterstock]

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  1. Geechee DA Guru at 6:51pm 1st December 2011 That just part of the story. What else?
  2. Andy Lita at 6:18am 1st December 2011 Make love, no laptops
  3. Adam Hughes at 11:27pm 30th November 2011 @Adam @jesterAnecdotal evidence of using a laptop and getting pregnant does not invalidate this study. What does invalidate it is the fact the control group was not by the laptop with wifi off
    1. AdamBallreich at 9:28am 14th December 2011 well they should have included me into that study because before i got married about a year ago i played world of warcraft daily. if i wasnt at work, i was on the game. so about 3/4 of my day was spent on that game w/ wifi online
  4. Josh Smith at 7:14pm 30th November 2011 I love it when news outlets use the word "may" in their titles. This possibly could, or possibly couldn't do what they think it does. So you will have all sorts of groups wanting to ban Wi-Fi devices, because there is slight chance that this might be correct. Even though Wi-Fi is a concentrated RF signal that carries data. What about EMF from electrical lines, computers, lights, tv's, radio broadcast towers, etc... We going to start banning that stuff because it could possibly lower sperm counts in males.This is as bad as the hippies saying that cell phones cause cancer, because it breaks down the blood brain beerier around red blood cells. It's all god damn ridiculous.
  5. Sergio Rodrigues at 7:13pm 30th November 2011 The experiment is wrong...the second sperm sample should have been placed near a similar laptop with wifi off. as it was done, there is no way of having sure if the problem is the wifi or the laptop itself...
  6. James Maxwell Magat at 7:09pm 30th November 2011 Yikes!
  7. Paul Santos at 7:07pm 30th November 2011 Works for me
  8. jesterking at 5:29am 30th November 2011 yeah, I have my laptop on my lap all the time, and my wife just had our first baby girl. It only took about a week to knock her up as well. So I agree with Adam. They need to broaden the test, and nuff with all the doom and gloom.
    1. TechFreak at 1:03pm 30th November 2011 My boy! Look at you! Bragger.
      1. jesterking at 4:06pm 30th November 2011 Damn skippy!
  9. AdamBallreich at 3:14am 30th November 2011 Im going fly the BS flag on this. I have been using wifi since its availability to the public and became standard issue on laptops and i just father a set of twins on September 11th 2011. Consived just a few days after my wife was off birth control. So it was pretty effortless, this counters this study.
    1. TechFreak at 1:04pm 30th November 2011 I would tend yo agree with you. I'm sure that for this study, they basically gave some guys a MASSIVE amount of exposure to various radio waves etc to see what happened.
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