Hollywood has long been criticized for completely running out of ideas. One of the seemingly most obvious examples was the 2009 announcement of “Battleship,” the movie based off of the board game of the same name.
But here it is, 2011, and the first trailer for “Battleship” has officially arrived. And it looks… pretty freakin’ sweet, actually! It has good music (The Black Keys, DJ Shadow), solid cinematography, and a hell of a lot of explosions — exactly the kind you would hope to see from a movie called “Battleship.” Of course, trailers can often be deceptive. This one, however, has a few promising elements — something that’s essential to marketing a movie based on a game that involves pegs and little plastic boats.
Now, you’re probably asking yourself, “What on earth could a movie about Battleship be about?” The answer: Battleships. That and the quest of brave naval officers to save the planet from a mysterious armada of alien warcrafts, of course. The official Yahoo page, where the trailer debuted, describes the movie as “an epic action-adventure that unfolds across the seas, in the skies and over land as our planet fights for survival against a superior force.” So, basically, every action-adventure movie ever.
Directed by Peter Berg, “Battleship” follows brothers Alex Hopper (Taylor Kitsch) and Stone Hopper (Alexander Skarsgård), who are forced to do battle with the alien seamen. Liam Neeson plays their hardened naval commander, Admiral Shane. Pop singer Rihanna has a leading role as Raikes (though she barely makes it into the trailer). And Sports Illustrated supermodel Brooklyn Decker, who plays Kitsch’s love interest, Sam, adds some much-needed, um, femininity to the brawler flick.
OK, so maybe the movie won’t be awesome, exactly. At least not for anyone looking for anything Oscar-worthy. But we’ll bet that if you’re a fan of Transformers (nothing wrong with that), then “Battleship” is almost certainly right up your alley.
“Battleship” will arrive in theaters on May 18, 2012.
I’d watch Liam Neeson read a phone book. I’m sure his wife dying certainly pushed him towards not giving a shit. Liam’s wife dying pushed me towards not giving a shit. Not giving a shit can be good.
I’m not sure why it has to be a battleship(tm) movie (I’m pretty sure the word isn’t trademarked). If it helps them from taking themselves to seriously,though, the movie might be okay.
I’d watch Liam Neeson read a phone book. I’m sure his wife dying certainly pushed him towards not giving a shit. Liam’s wife dying pushed me towards not giving a shit. Not giving a shit can be good.
I’m not sure why it has to be a battleship(tm) movie (I’m pretty sure the word isn’t trademarked). If it helps them from taking themselves to seriously,though, the movie might be okay.
I’d watch Liam Neeson read a phone book. I’m sure his wife dying certainly pushed him towards not giving a shit. Liam’s wife dying pushed me towards not giving a shit. Not giving a shit can be good.
I’m not sure why it has to be a battleship(tm) movie (I’m pretty sure the word isn’t trademarked). If it helps them from taking themselves to seriously,though, the movie might be okay.
I’d watch Liam Neeson read a phone book. I’m sure his wife dying certainly pushed him towards not giving a shit. Liam’s wife dying pushed me towards not giving a shit. Not giving a shit can be good.
I’m not sure why it has to be a battleship(tm) movie (I’m pretty sure the word isn’t trademarked). If it helps them from taking themselves to seriously,though, the movie might be okay.
I’d watch Liam Neeson read a phone book. I’m sure his wife dying certainly pushed him towards not giving a shit. Liam’s wife dying pushed me towards not giving a shit. Not giving a shit can be good.
I’m not sure why it has to be a battleship(tm) movie (I’m pretty sure the word isn’t trademarked). If it helps them from taking themselves to seriously,though, the movie might be okay.
Big 16″ Guns rock.
Big 16″ Guns rock.
Big 16″ Guns rock.
Big 16″ Guns rock.
Big 16″ Guns rock.
Big 16″ Guns rock.
What was it?
“I’ve never seen a man move up in the ranks of the Navy so fast, yet do nothing to achieve it.”
…wut.
Also, since Liam Neeson’s wife died…he seems to be a little off edge.
What was it?
“I’ve never seen a man move up in the ranks of the Navy so fast, yet do nothing to achieve it.”
…wut.
Also, since Liam Neeson’s wife died…he seems to be a little off edge.
What was it?
“I’ve never seen a man move up in the ranks of the Navy so fast, yet do nothing to achieve it.”
…wut.
Also, since Liam Neeson’s wife died…he seems to be a little off edge.
What was it?
“I’ve never seen a man move up in the ranks of the Navy so fast, yet do nothing to achieve it.”
…wut.
Also, since Liam Neeson’s wife died…he seems to be a little off edge.
What was it?
“I’ve never seen a man move up in the ranks of the Navy so fast, yet do nothing to achieve it.”
…wut.
Also, since Liam Neeson’s wife died…he seems to be a little off edge.
What was it?
“I’ve never seen a man move up in the ranks of the Navy so fast, yet do nothing to achieve it.”
…wut.
Also, since Liam Neeson’s wife died…he seems to be a little off edge.
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oh mamma this could be good …
oh mamma this could be good …
oh mamma this could be good …
oh mamma this could be good …
oh mamma this could be good …
oh mamma this could be good …
This movie looks amazing!
wow, that looks like a Grade A piece of shit.
wow, that looks like a Grade A piece of shit.
wow, that looks like a Grade A piece of shit.
wow, that looks like a Grade A piece of shit.
wow, that looks like a Grade A piece of shit.
wow, that looks like a Grade A piece of shit.
A re post from my comment is giz*odo but its my two cents/sense; The unbeatable enemy vs one man and his love for some whiny bimbo, cue American flag flapping in the wind in HD. Propaganda laced love story, give it a rest!
A re post from my comment is giz*odo but its my two cents/sense; The unbeatable enemy vs one man and his love for some whiny bimbo, cue American flag flapping in the wind in HD. Propaganda laced love story, give it a rest!
A re post from my comment is giz*odo but its my two cents/sense; The unbeatable enemy vs one man and his love for some whiny bimbo, cue American flag flapping in the wind in HD. Propaganda laced love story, give it a rest!
Looks pretty sweet to me. Can’t wait to see more trailers.