Christmas Laser T-Rex
If you’re looking for a sweater that truly embodies what Christmas was like in the ’80s, then look no further. From presents and explosions to a laser-spouting T-Rex, this glorious ugly Christmas sweater has everything you need to look awesome.
Light-up Vomiting Unicorn
Nothing says happy holidays quite like a unicorn vomiting candy canes and snowflakes. With a festive horn and a little Christmas sweater of his own, this must-have holiday unicorn has everything you need to impress your loved ones. Oh, it also lights up.
‘Merry Chrithmith’ from Mike Tyson
This funny Christmas sweater pretty much speaks for itself, as well as for Mike Tyson. If you’re looking for some outerwear that will make everyone greet you with a lisping holiday hello, then this silly Christmas sweater is perfect for you.
Make Christmas Great Again!
Do you remember how great Christmas used to be? So does Donald Trump. Christmas was by far the greatest back then, better than all other Christmases. You can pick up this tacky pullover from Amazon and do your best to avoid feeling sad about the political system.
The Hooded Reindeer Sweater
Have you secretly wanted to be a reindeer your whole life? Well, now is your chance! This hooded Christmas sweatshirt has everything you need to make that strange and specific dream come true. Just slap on a pair of leggings to complete the outfit and get to to frolicking through the snow like the majestic beast you are.
The Llama Christmas Sweater
If you’re looking for an ugly Christmas sweater that is more awesome than ugly, then llama print is the way to go. Be careful though, llamas have a tendency to spit.
Rick and Morty Ugly Christmas Sweater
Looking to celebrate this upcoming human holiday with a little help from Rick and Morty? Look no further — this sweater has naked Santas and a big smile from Rick Sanchez himself.
The Beer Pong Christmas Sweater
Not every ugly Christmas sweater has to be impractical. This awesome beer pong sweatshirt comes with six removable cups and six beer pong balls, so you can just stand there and have people throw things at you anywhere you go. If you want to make a literal splash at this year’s Christmas party, this is one of the best outfits to make that happen.
The Carlton Ugly Sweater
What says Merry Christmas better than Carlton from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air? You might be expected to do the Carlton dance at your Christmas party if you decide to don this magical sweater, so be prepared.
Tyrion Lannister Christmas Sweater
Is Tyrion your spirit animal? This black holiday sweater captures one of his classic Game of Thrones quotes for everyone to see this holiday season. If drinking and knowing things is what you do best, why not let the people know?
Man Body Christmas Sweater
If you’re looking for a truly hideous Christmas sweater, then you should seriously consider this unsightly piece of outerwear. Dress to impress with pierced holiday nipples and festive tattoos of gingerbread men, candy canes, and a variety of other holiday season ink. You’ll be the hit of any Christmas party for sure.
Sloth Ugly Christmas Sweater
Despite being slow unsightly creatures, sloths have captivated the hearts and minds of people everywhere. If you are hoping to pay homage to these cuddly furballs, you can pick up this sloth ugly Christmas sweater from Amazon. Can’t you just imagine building
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