The funniest questions to ask Siri

If you're looking for a good laugh, here are more than 60 questions to ask Siri

Siri has come a long way since it was first introduced on the iPhone 4S in 2011. The voice assistant can provide directions, set alarms and reminders, and even help control your smart home. Originally, Siri was only available on the iPhone, but it’s now on just about every Apple device from your Apple Watch to your Mac to your HomePod.

While Siri is best known as a productivity workhorse, it knows how to have a good time as well. Its funny side has become even more apparent in recent years, as more and more people have interacted with it and, inevitably, ended up asking ridiculous questions. We have been chatting with Siri for days in an effort to dig up some of the funnier responses. Bear in mind that some questions elicit different funny responses when you ask again and Apple is adding to Siri’s repertoire all the time. Here are more than 60 questions to ask Siri if you’re looking for a good laugh.

Ask Siri

Q: What does Siri mean?

Q: Are you a robot?

Q: Are you intelligent?

Q: Do you follow the three laws of robotics?

Q: What do you dream about?

Q: How old are you?

Q: Can you stop time?

Q: Why do you vibrate?

Q: What are you made of?

Q: What’s your favorite color?

Q: What is your favorite animal?


Q: What are you doing later?

Q: Will you go on a date with me?

Q: What is your best pick up line?

Q: Do you have a boyfriend?

Q: Who is your boyfriend?

Q: Talk dirty to me.

Q: Have you ever been in love?

Q: Can I kiss you?

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Q: What are you wearing?

Movies and TV

Q: What’s your favorite movie?

Q: Is Jon Snow Dead?

Q: Is Winter coming?

Q: Are you Her?

Q: What is ‘Inception‘ about?

Q: What is ‘The Matrix‘ (1999) about?

Q: Blue pill or the red pill?

Q: Do you like ‘Blade Runner‘?

Q: Hey Computer?

Q: Do you know HAL 9000?

Q: Open the pod bay doors.

Q: What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

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Q: Siri, I am your father.

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Q: Do you want to build a snowman?

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Q: Can I call you Jarvis?

Q: Who you gonna call?

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Jokes and riddles

Q: Make me laugh.

Q: Do you know any good riddles?

Q: What came first: The chicken or the egg?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Q: Will pigs fly?

Q: How many Apple Store geniuses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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Q: What is your favorite song?

Q: Can you beatbox?

A: Just ask. We promise you won’t be disappointed.

Q: Can you sing?

Q: I see a little silhouetto of a man.

A: We’re sure you can guess what Siri says to this.

Q: Who let the dogs out?

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Q: How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?

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Q: Can you rap?

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Other miscellaneous questions

Q: Do you like ‘Pokemon Go‘?

Q; Windows or Mac?

Q: What phone is the best?

Q: What is the best mobile operating system?

Q: OK, Google.

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Q: I’m going to trade you for an Android phone.

Q: What is zero divided by zero?

Q: When is the world going to end?

Q: How do I look?

Q: Do I look fat in this?

Q: Give me a hint.

Q: Is Santa real?

Q: What is the meaning of life?

Q: What is the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything?

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