Dallon Adams is a graduate of the University of Louisville and currently lives in Portland, OR. In his free time, Dallon enjoys writing fiction, watching the Trail Blazers and crushing Galaga high scores wherever possible.
Cooking the ol' Thanksgiving Day turkey in the oven can take hours. That said, why use a traditional oven when you can just as easily incinerate the bird with a blowtorch or Lamborghini exhaust? Here are the most insane ways to cook a turkey. Please don't try this at home, folks. And you're welcome.